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upabittoolate (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
it was designed to sound like "diabolical". please don't tell me you missed that
DeagleBeagle (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
part of the satire, theonion does everything for a reason
tralfasian (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
"You won't get anything else out of me today, Jean Anne. I've already said too much."
yuttivon (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
its part of the parody.
Hugooputo (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
Ahahah this is reall y good.She will give up when she is supossed to and she will act surprised xD
colbyVas (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
this is great
kamikazemike6 (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SHITFUCK... If i knew a way to find you i would kill you over and over again. Piece of shit.
fastgirl321 (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
"A cure for awakeness"i so love the onion!
cubesolver (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
The mispronunciation is on purpose idiot. To make fun of the actual company.
photog87 (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)
It's not DIE-bold. It's DEE-bold. C'mon Onion... I realize this is a parody. But honestly? You could at least pronounce a name correctly. |
